PETER SAGAL, HOST:
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Now, panel, how is Mexico going to get back at us for building that wall? Maz Jobrani.
MAZ JOBRANI: They'll get back at us - next election, the Mexicans are going to hack into the DNC and make us live with another four years of Trump.
SAGAL: Helen Hong.
HELEN HONG: They're going to air telenovelas about Trump's life and all his wives will be played by drag queens.
SAGAL: And Mo Rocca.
MO ROCCA: Mexico will take back California and Nevada and Utah and Colorado and Arizona and New Mexico and Texas and all the land that used to be part of Mexico.
SAGAL: We'll have to move the wall.
BILL KURTIS: And if any of that happens, panel, we're going to ask you about it right here on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Maz Jobrani, Helen Hong, Mo Rocca.
SAGAL: Thanks to all of you for listening. I am Peter Sagal. And we will be back with you whatever happens next week. This is NPR. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.